The Worlds Oldest Lie or Jean: The Whore of Inglewood

It just goes to show you, You might as well have loose lips 'cause he's gonna say you blew him anyway.

It's a Mall, Mall, World....

I've spent most of my life working in a mall.
Black Fridays, Back to School, Door buster savings....

Well lets sit back and watch it all crumble down.
Honestly it's a bit haunting.

But first some hope.



now abandon all that..

Pickles, Pickles, Pickles.

Lets talk pickles.

Young Love Denny Style.

Ok kids, say hello to Mr. Martin Denny.

Andy, you GOONIE!!!

10 Minutes of repetitious C64 "Goonies" game play and Cindy Lauper music.
or just say "Fuck It" and watch the original.

On Vacation To Weiner Heaven!

So I'm heading out to a place I've never been.
CHICAGO

Being from NY, I'm not even going to touch the whole pizza debate.
Instead my trip will center around a visit to this place.

The Greatest Mystery Of All Time

This is the kind of question that will haunt you for the rest of your life.