Pickles, Pickles, Pickles.

Lets talk pickles.

Young Love Denny Style.

Ok kids, say hello to Mr. Martin Denny.

Andy, you GOONIE!!!

10 Minutes of repetitious C64 "Goonies" game play and Cindy Lauper music.
or just say "Fuck It" and watch the original.

On Vacation To Weiner Heaven!

So I'm heading out to a place I've never been.
CHICAGO

Being from NY, I'm not even going to touch the whole pizza debate.
Instead my trip will center around a visit to this place.

The Greatest Mystery Of All Time

This is the kind of question that will haunt you for the rest of your life.

Trans Crappy Express....

There's something to be said for Giorgio Moroder style electro meeting crappy rubber alien.

.........I'm just not sure what.

Touching, It's A Blast.

Mind that cap.